and that is before this 39th Step or whatever it is...
1. MOTD - It was always Match of the Day and Sam Leitch was the presenter
2. The chase for 4th spot
3. Cheerleaders - If want to see half-naked 13-year-olds I'll give Gary Glitter a bell for his contacts book
4. MOTD 2 and the despicable Adrian Chiles
5. £48 a ticket at Chelsea
6. No edge in the air around the ground/streets
7. SKY Sports and all who sail in that abomination of a TV station
8. Games at dinner and tea times
9. New kits (normally 3) each season
10. People going to the game dressed up and thinking they are in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.
11. Programmes resembling magazines, costing a fiver and having nothng but shite in them
12. Irish and Scandanavians asking if you've "any spares"
13. Sixteen teams trying to finish in 17th place
14. SKY Super Sundays
15. Facist Stewards and Police. Don't stand up, don't shout, don't have a beer before you go the game
16. Football as product
17. Bling culture amongst the players. Let me run this by you: Putting a diamond stud in your ear does not make you a great footballer
18. And big black cars that cost more than a 3-bedroom house impress nobody other than that scouse slut Sheringham was rattling
19. Opta Stats, Pro zone, etc etc - You're trying to kick a ball into a net at one end and stop it going in the net at the other...
20. Starting elevens wth not one Englishman in them
21. Because we lose every week
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