21 Everton Things

1. Drinking when people are at church – just doesn’t seem right but…
2. Andy Johnson (or should that be AJ) doing the A sign after scoring. Just knew that would happen even said so last week in 21 Derby County things: “Wot No "A" celebrations!?!?!?! Next one this Sunday at the JJB and hopefully not from Andy "Baldy" Johnson
3. Titus Bumbling Bramble. Again
4. The pitch with the ridiculous ridge/trench down the middle. Just an embarrassment, Father Jack. Either act like a premier league club or forget it
5. And on such matters, get some marketing in and attempt to fill those bloody seats
6. And on such matters again - More ticket office balls-ups (again)
7. Broke one of my golden rules and bought a pint at half time. And it was absolutely ghastly (and £2.60 a pint).
8. Loads of scousers in the Brick before and after the game and as normal all spot-on. Some of them even had decent trainers on!!
9. Wilson Palacios. Blimey is that a skilful midfield player wearing a Wigan Athletic shirt?
10. Steve Bruce getting bigger by the day. He’s almost as big as Baby Harvey now. Keep eating those pies, Steve.
11. Arteta or Cahill? Just who is the biggest whinging git? Close call but I’ll go for the Aussie Millwall man. Disgraceful behaviour right throughout the match
12. Phil Neville still getting away with being a woefully inadequate midfielder. Only slightly better as a full-back!
13. Got to say for thirty five minutes I thought we looked a decent side. Even allowing for the fact that Yobo, Yakubu and Pienaar were missing from the Everton line-up.
14. Rain all weekend but strangely dry for the ninety minutes.
15. Positive substitutions. Wot three strikers, three attacking midfielders. What is Latics World coming to? It wouldn’t have happened if Paul “Trust the Jeweller” Jewell was still here
16. “If you are a Premier League team, you need a decent pitch and that could certainly affect us." Steve Bruce in the Rugby Post today.
17. The bridge over the canal (again). Bloody disaster waiting to happen there. Just a case of getting your head down and let the crowd carry you onto it. Get a second bridge built!
18. Jason Koumas’ last appearance for the club?
19. Little Benidorm – as bizarre as ever at night. With some Thai Bride belting out numbers. I’ve heard worse. Oh and there were no fights. Well not what I can remember any way!
20. Waking up Monday morning and suddenly realising I’d had nothing to eat all Sunday!
21. FA Cup 4th Round next up and it’s not often Wigan Athletic fans have been able to say that. It’s on proper telly, the pitch will be even worse and there will be even more empty seats. Oh dear…